Ross Pearson - Screaming Skull
We had a little fellow, Screaming Skull, the ... drill instructor. He wasn't a bad bloke, but drill instructors, they're just never good, they didn't have a good parental line. They really were. But he was quite alright.
But we couldn't stand the nonsense that was going on about the drill. So what we did, and he used to sleep at the end of the hut. We took his bed to pieces and my devious mates got it up into the ceiling of the hut, then reassembled it. So he comes back 10:00 at night and it's up there. And then he moved out. He couldn't stand us.